stumpsclub:

stumpsclub:

so i’m in mcdonalds and this girl in a mcr shirt is staring at me and then i realized i was in my fall out boy shirt power to the local emos

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(via thekindof-flawless)


wigwum:

me in the club

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me at family parties

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(via greetings)


trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via gnarly)




teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

(via thekindof-flawless)


dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(via thekindof-flawless)


danverskate:

marvel studios is going through a moment where they could literally pick any character and make a successful movie if they wanted to. for fucks sake they made one about a team that not even most marvel comics fans really cared about, when no one was asking for a movie about them, a team that features a talking tree and a talking raccoon, and it had the fucking biggest box office of the year so far. stop giving me those weak ass excuses for the lack of female led movies

(via presidentspooky)


doctorsilencewillfall:

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master

doctorsilencewillfall:

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master

(via thekindof-flawless)


stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

(via thekindof-flawless)